David Cameron communicates to prostitues

"Roxanne"

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
It is an inefficient way to signal trade intentions
And you should record your productive liaisons in a more auditable fashion

Roxanne
You don't have to wear such revealing clothing
While we may revisit decriminalisation
Your conduct is contrary to community standards of justice, honesty and good morals

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

I understand the context of your actions
I have no reason to doubt your basic intentions
But I have to tell you how my party views this
I won't allow your to besmirch our social record
I know my cabinet is at one with this
So please reconsider your future monetary strategy
As I have already stated
It's not a viable way to commence

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
Consider a trade whose remuneration is less risk intensive